I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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