obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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