yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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