Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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