gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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