How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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