If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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