I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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