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• (817): View more from Texas

  She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.

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  OMG. What did u say?

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  I told her I did too.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  so are u like ashamed lol?

  (513): View more from Ohio

  not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis

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• (510): View more from California

  I'm trying to make a sex playlist

  (916): View more from California

  record yourself crying and put it on a loop.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.

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• (310): View more from California

  It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.

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• (805): View more from California

  I want to eat a stick of butter

  (1-805): View more from California

  Did your pain meds kick in?

  (805): View more from California

  It tastes nice

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???

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• (432): View more from Texas

  There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...

  (917): View more from New York City

  Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!

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