And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I still have a little drunk in my system
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.