He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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