420 ftw
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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