break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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