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say what?
wanna hang out?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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