it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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