You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You need a sexual gate keeper
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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