I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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