I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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