Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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