i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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