sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
this hospital has no fireball
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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