They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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