Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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