he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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