In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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