I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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