Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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