remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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