Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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