Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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