just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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