Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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