Sober January is a disaster.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
There r osticjed everywhere
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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