well I can't set my house on fire every night
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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