i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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