oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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