Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
my poor anus
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Randomize
