i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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