It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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