If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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