Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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