so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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