i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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