everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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