I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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