Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
It's just like the Real World with babies
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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