so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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