Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Terrible idea I love it
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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