I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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