So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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