i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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