Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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