And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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