her vagine was all disorganized.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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