Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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