with your own penis?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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