Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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