when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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