i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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