I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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